Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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