Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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