I can't watch pbs sober anymore
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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