On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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