used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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