youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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