we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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