I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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