like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Life is so much better after having sex.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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