somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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