I want to have your abortion
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
She announced her abortion via fbk
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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