i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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