Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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