Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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