i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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