I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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