Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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