everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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