Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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