The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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