I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Randomize
