Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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