Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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