is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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