There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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