I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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