if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
