my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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