that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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