"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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