we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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