im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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