I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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