dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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