God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
it wasn't lemon gatorade
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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