my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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