is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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