weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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