nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Is Oprah even human
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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