I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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