hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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