Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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