i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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