Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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