Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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