I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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