I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
