I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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