can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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