Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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