I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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