Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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